26 September 2009

New star nativity

Yesterday big news is BIG MAC baby world record.

This baby 8.7kg (over 19Lb),can you believe it .


Another new star his name is leading Libya Mr.Khadafy.

Usually speech in United Nations 10 ~15 minute ,but he speak 1 hour.

And translator gave up 75 minute . I understand it’s too long.

I think he is become Hollywood new star. (Looks too good)


Today hero’s this two people .

19 September 2009

Hurray!

Today I’m so happy.


I went some super market and I bought one dozen beer .

One woman cashier said “ Let me see your I.D. “ ? ? ?

BLUSH !


I said “Me?” then I show the D.L. I think she is bad bad eyes.

My wife said may be change Law, everybody check I.D. because so many strange people live in California. And I said to young cute cashier “ I like you”.


HURRAY ! ! !

17 September 2009

I like free stuff and American joke

Hello friend.

Still very hot in Los Angeles area. Coming soon human jerky. Very hot shit.

Today I’m going to walking around my house.

I like American joke.







Maybe this house people satisfaction for the diet.



I saw the yesterday channel 4 T.V. show for the serious diet .

Mostly guest cry for the themselves.

And another funny news is in the baseball stadium.

Father direct receive got foul ball and gave to his daughter .

Daughter throw away ball first floor in stadium .

He can not hit girl ,she is real daughter.

Father so sad face. (Sorry ! I can not find that’s video.)

28 August 2009

it's hot day

Hi , How are you? I’m not so good.

Why? Because so hot 103F, degrees.

I went good place for hot temperature day.

You have to

It’s a shopping mall.

Window decoration is so creative . So cool and no need cash.

Very interesting store name MISS SIXTY. Looks so nice.


Looks spin dry in the cleaning store .


I don’t understand pic up the good one jeans.


And another store , this shoe “until how many pound useful warranty ? ”



Weekday not much customer in merry go round.


He is looks so sleepy.


Maybe you have to couple more hour.

21 August 2009

Mall Cop

Hi Friend

I saw the movie “Mall Cop” it’s so funny story at any shopping mall.

He is good footwork comparatively age and weight .


And I went last Saturday in Los Angeles downtown .

I saw the mall cop ride bike . (looks Peter Fonda in Easy Rider)


I can pay $2.00 Can you ride the bike ?

I'm 2 VOLT.



But this time is impossible .

31 July 2009

I’m very enjoy going to gym today.

It’s summer time coming right now.

Still coming for the looks winter time body guy. (all over hair ,100% wool)

Like a Alaskan in winter vacation.

Looks so hot, I’m so hot just looking just see.

Not so many hair style guy lot of take a time used comb.

One guy too long steam or sauna bath and he go down slowly in the shower room then three guy in the shower room, I said “Are you O.K.” American said “You have to use cold water.” Latino guy “Don’t say anything” Everybody don’t approach.


Discretion is the better part of valor.

He is young guy over 6” tall and over 190Lb. 3 Audience about 5”3’ and 135Lb.

I show you check for yourself body age.

Standing one side foot and you hold other foot washing by between finger ten time.


You have to Left and Right both, you can check it.

If you can pull up one foot tummy painful, but pull down foot don’t reach hand.

Don’t try at home. (slippery bathroom)


I recommend beginner is lie down on the bed .

Everybody getting old but you can getting on.

Have a good time.

21 July 2009

bigger is good

Hello friend


July.4th is started barbeque season now.

Everybody like any meat i think.


Do you know cheap meat in U.S.A. ? It's a Jenny Craig!!

Can you believe it 20Lb is only $20.00,only $20.00! ! !

It’s big deal for you.


Anything bigger stuff is good without debt.


Anyway we are so happy.


I saw Schwarzenegger today T.V. news.

He said “Stand California “ but I think all the time he is looks still actor.

L.A. tax spend money for the arrangement Michal Jackson funeral .

Ridiculous, Foolish, Stupid story, why not corrected money from the ardent fun.

I don’t understand, because I think tax is not personal money.

I don’t know when next his movie presentation.


This guy is president some Africa country .


They are first ladys, but I forgot who is 2nd,3rd one.

Anyway he is so happy right now, but I think coming soon tragedy.